Poor Thom Yorke. The voice of a man strapped under a moving train, the face of a man strapped under a moving train. As if life couldn't get any worse for the world famous harbinger of misery, Irish Premier of Pop Ronan Keating has declared Yorke "an idiot". So cruel.
Opening his heart to The Metro, and in no way attempting to drum up desperately needed PR for Boyzone's Greatest Hits album, Keating denounces Yorke as the rudest celebrity in the world, ever.
Go easy on him... Christ, I'm writing this and I've forgotten your name.
Ronan, that's it.
To be fair Ronan, he could have been looking straight at you and you'd be none the wiser. So maybe he thinks you snubbed him. Maybe he's telling some other journalist what a jumped-up twat of a talentless shithouse you are for ignoring him.
How Yorke will get over the rejection, who can say. Maybe he'll sing himself a haunting lullaby to ease the hurt. Maybe he'll call up the lads to kick Keating's face clean off his head. Or maybe, like so many people eager to see Boyzone pushed into a deep pit of angry bears, he won't give a shit.
"We were at the same hotel in Dublin and I went over to say hello as I'm a big Radiohead fan and he just blanked me. I still love the music – he's just an idiot."
Go easy on him... Christ, I'm writing this and I've forgotten your name.
Ronan, that's it.
To be fair Ronan, he could have been looking straight at you and you'd be none the wiser. So maybe he thinks you snubbed him. Maybe he's telling some other journalist what a jumped-up twat of a talentless shithouse you are for ignoring him.
How Yorke will get over the rejection, who can say. Maybe he'll sing himself a haunting lullaby to ease the hurt. Maybe he'll call up the lads to kick Keating's face clean off his head. Or maybe, like so many people eager to see Boyzone pushed into a deep pit of angry bears, he won't give a shit.
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