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вторник, 24 апреля 2018 г.

레이디 맨 위에, 하단에 ": 빈티지 플레이 보이 사진


플레이 보이  가 가브리엘 가르시아 마르케스 (Gabriel García Mrquez) 또는 마샬 맥루 만 (Marshall McLuhan)이 쓴 기사를 읽은 잡지 일 때 기억하십시오  - 당신이 특정 나이와 설득력을 지닌 사람이라면 약간 젖은 사본을 발견 할 것입니다. 숲? 내 말은, 누드가  근본적으로 어디 에나 있고 캐나다와 토론토 대학 졸업자 인 나이처럼 나는 마샬 맥루한에게 지겨워하지만 어쩌면 그 나이는 어땠 을까? 나는 모든 끔찍한 사회 문제를 제외하고는 무엇이든간에, 일부 누추한 숙 녀에 대해 이야기합시다.
놀러 다니는 청년 1953 년 Hugh (큰소리로 한숨을 쉬는 것처럼 "huuuuuuhhhhhhh"라고 발음 함)에서 Hefner가 작가를 소개하고 그 중에서도 BOOBIES를 보여주기위한 방법으로 시작되었습니다. 대부분의 사람들은이 잡지가 매우 작은 몸매를 가진 여성의 포토샵 사진을 많이 볼 수있는 곳이라는 것을 알고 있지만 이른 달의이 사진은 "섹시한"것이 아니라 "더러운"쪽에 조금 더 가깝습니다. 음모 지역은 1970 년대까지 [SLIGHTLY DAMP RIMSHOT] 확산을하지 않았으므로 모델의 아래쪽 절반은 스커트, 속옷, 겨자색 바지 또는 화려한 천창이든 무언가에 의해 덮히게되었습니다. 패브릭 (왜냐하면 중급 호텔 객실에서 발견하는 커튼보다 더 섹시하지 않기 때문입니다). 사진에는 ​​단맛이 있습니다. 섬세하고 중정 한 종류의 방식으로, 그러나 그것들 중 많은 부분에 이상 함이 있습니다. 때때로, 그것은 예술 감독이 갔던 것처럼 느낀다. "That 's it! 나는 침대를 가로 질러 자연스럽게 퍼져 나간 여자 사진을 찍는 것에 지쳤으며 뒤에서 문질러 흘끗 들여다 보았다. 실험하러 갈거야! 자, 바지 벗고,이 선인장을 잡고 그 튜바에 서있어. "
이것은 그 중 일부 인스턴스와 그 뒤에서 아마 뒤에서 말한 것입니다 : 

바바라 카메라 - 1955 년 11 월
"너 섹시한 게 뭔지 알아? 샤워에서 벗어나고있는 여자, 신선하고 청결하며 잘 씻긴 여자. 섹시한 게 또 뭔지 알아? 벨벳. 옷에 벨벳뿐만 아니라 벨벳  그래, 벽에 뭉개진 벨벳은 놀랄거야, 특히 벌거 벗은 샤워 부인이있는 화장실에서. 우리가 실제로 샤워에서 빠져 나올 수는 없다는 것을 제외하고는 그녀의 화장이 돌아가고 그녀의 파마가 모두 망 쳤을 것이기 때문에 그녀가 욕실에 있다면 완전히 마른 것일까 요? 나는 그것이 효과가 있다고 생각한다! 또한, 나는 방금 세트를 점검했고, 정말로 샤워가 아니라, 모든 것이 판지 컷 아웃처럼 보이는 편평한 어떤 종류의 욕조에 더 많은 욕조가있다. 아, 그리고 샤워기가 있어요.하지만 그것은 크롬 파이썬 같은 천장에서 나온 것입니다. 또한, 우리는 수건을 가져 왔지만, 어떤 이유로 그것의 중간에 신축성이있어, 일종의 테리 클로 튜브처럼 허리에 매달 리게됩니다. 사진에 쓰레기통을 버려야합니다. 오 이런, 그렇게 될거야. 뜨거운 . " 카메론 양은 나중에 정치에서 경력을 쌓았으며 아무도 그녀가 바람둥이에 있었다는 것을 제기하지 않았습니다. 솔직히 말해서 그 사진에서 기억 된 모든 사람들은 기괴한 녹색 괴물 벽이었습니다. 


BETTY BLUE - 1956 년 11 월호
"보세요, 베티, 당신이 고전 그리스 상을하는 척해야 할 인생의 그림 속에서 당신이 있다는 것을 압니다 만, 담배를 피우면 정말 감사하겠습니다. "

마리안 가바 - 1959 년 9 월
"우리가 모든 옷을 넣은 가방을 잊어 버린 것만으로도 어쨌든 사진 촬영을 할 수 없다는 것을 의미하지는 않습니다. 저기서 일하는 아가씨 한테 셔츠를 빌 렸어. 저기에 그 나무에 박혀 서. "

진 캐논 - 1961 년 10 월
"Jean, 당신이 가서 사랑 노트를 모두 새겨 넣은 나무가 있으면 멋질 것 같아요. 하드 / 소프트 전체에서 멋진 플레이가 될 것 같아요. 당신의 뒤에있는 나무는 영원한 사랑의 젊은 선포로 가득 차 있습니다. 내 생각에는 그저 .. - 젠장, 나무에 올라가는 길이야. 아니, 잠깐, 거기 올라가지 마! 진, 우리 보험은 나무에서 떨어지는 나체 여자들을 보호하지 않습니다! 그것은 간신히 치과를 포함합니다! 제아 ... 젠장, 거기서 내려와! 진지하게, 나는 나무를 정상적으로 간신히 올라갈 수있다, 완전히 frickin '누드동안 결코 생각하지  마라.  스타일리스트는 아직 머리를 완성하지 못했습니다! 젠장, 알았어, 뭐든, 그냥 카메라 가져와. 우린 그냥 이걸 쏴서 아파트로 돌아가로드 할거야. "

로버트 란 - 1962 년 4 월
"여보세요? 헤이 다이앤, 나야, 로버타. 어떻게되고 있습니까? 아, 전 잘 생겼어. 나는 Bob의 취미 가게 근처의 지하실에서 놀고있어, Playboy 사진 촬영을 곧 시작할 예정이다. 그래, 알아. 내 머리가 오늘 끝났어.하지만 헤어 스프레이가 그다지 나왔어. 그래서 나는 지하실에 그냥 앉아있다. 뭐? 아니, 그렇게 추운 것은 아니다. 하지만 제 말은, 점심을 먹으면서 꽤 부 풀릴 것 같아서, 제 바지를 약간 지퍼로 풀어 주자고 ... 아 ~, 우리가 간다. 어쨌든, 오늘 너 뭐하니? 아니, 나는 바닥에 무릎을 꿇고 진저에일을 마실거야. 나는 소파가 뒤에 있다는 것을 안다, 나는 단지 어색하게 무릎 꿇을 것이다. 하느님, 나는  오늘 너무  부풀어 오릅니다. "

CARRIE ENWRIGHT - 용기 1963 년 7 월
"이것에 대한 내 생각은 겨자 대령으로 단서 실사 게임으로가는 중입니다. 5 월 말의 아름다운 토요일 오후입니다. 제 의상을 입은 친구의 집으로 걸어가는 동안, 나는 떠날 때 서둘러 신발 한 켤레를 두는 것을 잊었습니다! 그래서 나는 돌아서 들판을 뒤적 거리기 시작했다. 그 이유는 우리 동네에 뒷문 파티가 있었기 때문이며, 보스들이 잔뜩 길 건너에 빈 stubbies를 박살 냈기 때문이다. 어쨌든, 내가 지나갈 때, 나는 같은 이벤트로 향하고있는 Mr. Peacock으로 옷을 입은 남자를 만난다. 우리는 채팅을 시작합니다. 그러나 갑자기, 꼬리표 달린 형제가 나타나서 우리에게 병을 꽂기 시작합니다! 우리는 뒷마당을 통해 안전을 위해 달려 나가고 마침내 그들을 버리십시오.  오늘 제 처방전에 발한 억제제를 바르지 않아서 셔츠가 땀에 젖었습니다. 그래서 나무에 매달겠습니다. Peacock 씨가 거기에 서 있는데, 코발트 셔츠가 부분적으로 열려 있고, 소금과 후추의 머리카락이 흐려져 있습니다. 나는 그에게 표정을 짓고 'Mr. 그의 파이프 렌치와 공작,  나 . ' 솔직히 말해서 우리가이 사진에 어떻게 접근해야하는지 느낍니다. "

수사식 - 1972 년 12 월
"나는 여기서 간단한 설명을 얻었고, '레이디는 정상에, labradoodle은 바닥에있다'고 말한다."































보이 사진))))))))))))))))

понедельник, 23 апреля 2018 г.

Lady On The Top, Labradoodle On The Bottom”: Vintage Playboy Pics


Remember when Playboy was the kind of magazine that ran articles written by Gabriel García Márquez or Marshall McLuhan and – if you were of a certain age and persuasion – you’d be likely to find a slightly damp copy of it stashed in a stump in the woods? I mean, I don’t as I am of an age where nudity is basically everywhere and – as a Canadian and University of Toronto graduate – I am deathly tired of Marshall McLuhan, but hey, what an age that probably was, right? I mean, aside from all the horrible societal issues, but whatever, LET’S TALK ABOUT SOME NAKED LADIES.
Playboy was started in 1953 by Hugh (pronounced “huuuuuuhhhhhhh”, like you’re sighing loudly) Hefner as a way to showcase writers while also showcasing THEM BOOBIES. While most people know the mag as a place to peruse heavily photoshopped pictures of women with very little body hair, the early Playmate of the Month pictures were a bit more on the “smutty” side, rather than “sexy”. Pubic regions didn’t make it into the spreads [SLIGHTLY DAMP RIMSHOT] until the 1970s, so the lower half of the models ended up being covered by something, whether it be a skirt, underwear, mustard-coloured pants, or mounds of gauzy fabric (because nothing is sexier than those curtains that you find in mid-range hotel rooms). There’s a sweetness to the photos, in sort of a burlesque-y, soft core kind of way, but there’s also a weirdness to a number of them. Occasionally, it feels like the art director went, “That’s it! I’m tired of shooting photos of women casually spread across beds and coyly peeking out from behind doors! We’re going to EXPERIMENT! Here, take off your pants, hold this cactus, and stand by that tuba.”
This is a look at some of those instances and what was probably behind said behind the scenes: 

BARBARA CAMERON – POTM NOVEMBER 1955
“You know what’s sexy? A woman who is just getting out of the shower, all fresh and clean and well scrubbed. You know what else is sexy? Velvet. Not just velvet on clothing, but like, a velvet wall. Yeah, crushed velvet on a wall would be amazing, especially in a bathroom where the naked shower lady is. Except that we can’t have her actually getting out of the shower, because then her makeup would be running and her perm would be all fucked up, so what if she was in the bathroom, but totally dry? I think that works! Also, I just checked the set and there isn’t really a shower, more of a tub that exists in some sort of flattened, bizarro space where everything looks like a cardboard cutout. Oh, and there’s a showerhead, but it’s just kind of coming out of the ceiling like a chrome python. Also, we brought a towel, but for some reason there’s elastic in the middle of it, so it’ll just kind of hang off her waist like some sort of terrycloth tube. Make sure you get the garbage can in the photo as well. Oh man, this is going to be so hot.”

Ms. Cameron later went on to have a career in politics, and no one ever brought up that she had been in Playboy, because, let's be honest, all anyone remembered from that picture was that bizarre green monstrosity of a wall. 

BETTY BLUE – POTM NOVEMBER 1956
“Look, Betty, I know you’re in the middle of that life drawing class where you have to pretend to be a classical Greek statue, but we’d really appreciate it if you just took up smoking, like, right this second.”

MARIANNE GABA – POTM SEPTEMBER 1959
“Look, just because we forgot the suitcase containing all the clothes, doesn’t mean we can’t just do the photo shoot anyway. I borrowed shirt this off the lady working in that Git n’ Go over there, so put it on and go stand by that tree.”

JEAN CANNON – POTM OCTOBER 1961
“Jean, I think it would be great if you went and posed by a tree where there are a bunch of love notes all carved in it, I feel like it’ll be that nice play on the whole hard/soft thing, where you’re naked and all ‘come hither’ while the tree behind you is full of youthful declarations of everlasting love. I think there’s one just over he-… Shit, it’s way up in the tree. No, wait, don’t climb up there! Jean, our insurance doesn’t cover naked women falling out of trees! It barely covers dental! Jea-… goddamnit, get down from there! Seriously, I can barely climb a tree normally, never mind while totally frickin’ nude. The stylist hasn’t even done your hair yet! For fuck’s sake, ok, whatever, just get the camera. We’re just going to shoot this and then I’m going to go back to my apartment and get loaded.”

ROBERTA LANE – POTM APRIL 1962
“Hello? Hey Diane, it’s me, Roberta. How’s it going? Oh, I’m good, I’m just hanging out in the basement near Bob’s hobby shop, going to be starting that Playboy photo shoot soon. Yeah, I know. I mean, I got my hair done today, but then I got hairspray all over it so now I’m just sitting in the basement shirtless. What? No, it’s not that cold. But I mean, I just had lunch so I’m feeling pretty bloated, let me just unzip my pants a bit… ahhh, there we go. Anyway, what are you up to today? Nah, I’m just going to kneel on the floor and drink ginger ale. I know the couch is behind me, I’m just going to kneel awkwardly. God, I am so bloated today, ugh.”

CARRIE ENWRIGHT – POTM JULY 1963
“My thoughts on this is that I’m on my way to a live-action game of Clue as Colonel Mustard. It’s a beautiful Saturday afternoon in late May and, as I’m walking to my friend’s place in my costume, I realize that (in my haste to leave) I totally forgot to put on a pair of shoes! So I turn around and start cutting back through a field because there was a tailgate party in my neighbourhood and a bunch of bros just smashed empty stubbies all over the sidewalk. Anyway, as I head through, I come across a guy dressed as Mr. Peacock, who is also heading to the same event. We start chatting, but then all of a sudden, the tailgating bros show up and start chucking bottles at us! We start running for safety through backyards, finally ditching them. I’m so warm and uncomfortable in my Mustard costume that I strip off the top and realize that I ripped off the top button on my pants while I was running.  My shirt is absolutely soaked in sweat because I didn’t wear my prescription-strength antiperspirant today, so I hang it on a tree. Mr Peacock is standing there, cobalt shirt partially open, salt and pepper hair mussed. I give him a look and say, ‘Mr. Peacock, with his pipe wrench, in me.’ I feel like that’s how we should approach this photo, frankly.”

MERCY ROONEY – DECEMBER 1972
“I got the brief here and it just says, ‘Lady on the top, labradoodle on the bottom’.”

среда, 27 июля 2016 г.

The Curse of the Playmate (NSFW)

ANS’ death is definitely dramatic and interesting… I’m still not tired of hearing about it. I really want to know what is going to happen to her creepy lover Howard, who the baby daddy of Dannielynn is and what’s her mother’s ulterior motive and where she is going to be buried. I also want to know what’s going to happen legal-wise with her money. How fascinating!
But she is certainly not the first of the Playmates to suffer a sensation death and die before the age of 50. The concentration of hedonism is most definitely a contribution to the truncated lives of some Playmates but some also seem to be just freaky happenings such as Eve Meyer.
Below is a quick synopsis of the beautiful dead; seems like a lot of them like sleeping pills and driving:
Playmate pic
• Elisa Bridges: 28, drug overdose, 2002 (also Houston raised, cue creepy music?)
• Ellen Louise Maligo: 40, murdered in Florida, 1997; no photo or mention other than the AP article for her. I couldn’t even find her name in the Playboy Directory.
• Dorothy Stratten: 20, killed by estranged husband, 1980; her death was the subject of two movies… perhaps as infernal and crummy as “Illegal Aliens.”
• Claudia Jennings: 29, car accident– she fell asleep at the wheel and was not on drugs. I wonder if it was suicide because she was in a tumultuous relationship with someone and the accident happened while she was going to retrieve her possessions.
• Eve Meyer: 46, airliner collision, 1977; 550 died when two airplanes collided on the ground.
• Paige Young: 30, drug overdose (sleeping pills), 1974; sad, her Playmate Profile shows that she likes a lot of the same authors I do. (Or this could be a Carmen Electra moment when she said she totally digs quantum physics and black holes. Bitch, please.)
• Willy Rey: 23, drug overdose, 1973; yet again sleeping pills.
• Carol Willis: 20, car accident, 1971; she too was born in Texas
• Jayne Mansfield: 34, car accident, 1967; driving at 80 miles an hour her car plowed into the back of a trailer. She and the driver were killed instantly and her children who were riding with them survived.
• Tonya Crews: 28, car accident, 1966; she was aspiring to be a mathematician.
• Marilyn Monroe: 36, sleeping pill overdose, 1962; does anyone else believe that Kennedy killed her?
The more that I hear about tragedies such as this, part of my head wants to attribute it Darwinism (survival of the fittest) but then again, it’s sad that these women who had a lot going for them died and I feel sympathy for them.
Thanks to the Houston Chronicle and AP.