Little Britain star beds girl who prefers the lay-dees!

FORGET the frock and camp catchphrases, Little Britain star David Walliams proved he's all man—by seducing a LESBIAN porn queen.

Comic David, below, queens it on TV declaring "I'm a lay-dee!" But after a steamy two-hour romp with busty blonde Kelly Cooke, his latest conquest revealed:

"David might dress up like a woman for laughs, but he was definitely a red hot-blooded guy to me!

"He couldn't keep his hands off me and was extremely excited from the first moment we touched. He was desperate to have me.

"It was like he wanted to prove something. And he certainly did! He was absolutely wild!"

The 34-year-old bisexual, who has appeared in a string of gay and straight movies, met David, 33, at a party thrown by his neighbour, another porn beauty.

New Zealander Kelly didn't discover until later that funnyman David was already a fan—having seen her eye-watering sexual acrobatics in The Adventures Of Ione Lovec***. And he immediately spotted her across the room.

Flirty

"I noticed him, too," said Kelly. "He made a beeline for me and was very flirty."

Kelly confessed that at first she didn't actually recognise the star who, with comedy partner Matt Lucas—"the only gay in the village!"— has built BBC's Little Britain from cult show to smash hit.

"We chatted and David asked what I did, so I told him I was on TV and an actress," said Kelly. "I felt such an idiot when I later realised who he was—and my friend told me he'd seen our movies!

"After 30 minutes chat, the drink ran out. But I saw a glint in David's eye as he said I could have anything I wanted downstairs in his apartment...

"As soon as we walked in I could tell this guy had money. His place was amazing. Really plush. Definitely a babe lair!

"We walked into his kitchen, which looked like something from the future— very boyish, lots of chrome—and I told him I wanted champagne.

"Within seconds he uncorked a vintage bottle of Moet and poured it into crystal glasses. He led me into his living room and that's when I clocked how famous this guy was. He had rows of awards and framed magazine covers on his wall.

"One was of him and Matt Lucas in drag as their famous ‘lay-dees' and I asked what was the fascination with camp men and dressing up as women. He got very defensive and argued that it was all just a laugh and that outside of the programme he was very straight. He said, ‘So what if I wear a dress? It's my work, it's fun.'

"He seemed offended, like I'd just asked if he was gay or something!

"Then he grabbed me and gave me the most passionate kiss. It was as if he wanted to emphasise his masculinity. I was surprised by his eagerness, and I could tell he was definitely getting worked up.

"His hands were all over my breasts. He's a booby man all right. As I climbed onto the sofa and began gyrating against his body he was fondling and kissing me, nuzzling in close. He couldn't get enough.

"He was determined I should have a good time too, even though my thigh-high black stiletto boots and tights made things a bit difficult!

"Nevertheless we went all the way AND I kept the boots on—a big turn-on for David. He really knew what he was doing. It was very erotic.

"Then I remembered a little treat I carry in my handbag—a bottle of gel I keep handy for these situations.

"When I rubbed it into David he got so excited I thought he was going to explode. He then returned the favour with a passionate slow massage. I couldn't help thinking of Little Britain as I climaxed and groaned—just like David's weird female character who keeps going ‘Eh, eh, errrrr!'

"And when I told him I was satisfied he merely smiled and said, ‘Yeah, I know'—just like Matt Lucas does as that layabout character in a wheelchair! That really made me laugh!" Kelly was just the latest in a stream of beauties to fall for Walliams' charms. He dated stunning Lisa Snowden for three months before she got back with George Clooney.

He also romanced Patsy Kensit and Abi Titmuss and was linked with Aimee Osborne, Jayne Middlemiss and Denise Van Outen.

Any lingering doubts about David's masculinity vanished before Kelly left to rejoin the party.

"After sex, there he was leaning back with a huge grin on his face," she told us.

"I thought, ‘Oh no, he's going to sleep. Now that IS like a man!'