Jodie's better in bed than Jordan!

 At last, the answer to the question that's been troubling red-blooded men for years...from the man that's had them BOTH
 

OK LADS, it's the one you've all been gagging for. We've got the bedroom secrets of playboy Scott Sullivan, the only man ever to have done the double—pin-up rivals Jordan AND Jodie Marsh.

Breaking two years' silence—well, he HAS had his hands full—millionaire's son Scott last night delivered his considered verdict: "Jodie beats Jordan hands down for sex."

And if that sounds like the title of a dodgy video, you ain't heard nothing yet! "I rate Jodie nine out of 10 in bed," declared Scott, 22. "She's hungrier for it and far more adventurous.

"Jordan scores just 6 points. She talks the fantasy and thinks she's far better than she is. But Jodie actually lives the fantasy. I've never met a woman so keen for sex. She's crazy for it—anywhere and everywhere."

After extensive road tests on both models—18 months with Jordan then four with Jodie—Scott knows what's under the bonnet...and every other stitch of clothing.

So apart from performance what about the bodywork?"I'd rate Jodie's wonderful 32DD boobs at nine out of 10," insisted Scott.

"But Jordan's 32FF fakes only get seven.

"Jodie's are big, beautiful AND natural. She also has better thighs and mesmerising blue eyes. She's the genuine sex kitten."

Lucky Scott played out the dreams of millions after meeting Jordan, real name Katie Price, in a Brighton nightclub. When she invited him home Scott thought he was on a dead cert.

"I imagined Katie would be an absolute dirt-bag," he admitted. "But I couldn't have been more wrong. We had a kiss and cuddle, but she WOULDN'T have sex.

"It was the same night after night. I slept in Katie's bed with her alongside me topless. We'd sort of get it on but she refused to go all the way. She's the master manipulator. It was frustrating. But I knew I'd get it in the end."

And Scott found plenty to keep him amused meantime.

"Of course I'd seen Katie's boobs in magazines," he told us. "But in the flesh they don't seem freakishly big. It's just that her body is so small. Of course they're fake, but they do feel incredibly soft, squeezable and natural.
"The hair's not real either—extensions straight from Russia. But she's got luscious lips and a bum to give Kylie a run for her money.

"Anyway, after a month of holding back, it was clear she was ready for it—and at last we made love in her bed.

"We had amazing sex. Katie likes to take charge and we made love three times that night. Then we had a honeymoon period of almost non-stop sex.

"In between she'd show me her porn videos and play with the sex toys she kept in her bedside drawer.

"When we flew to Antigua we found this little private beach where no one could see us and we made love four times on the sand and in the sea.

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"Then we went back to the hotel and made love in the hot tub. We spent five days making out on that beach. When we got home we were still at it, making love in the back of Katie's car as we were chauffeured around London."

But then his dream love became a nightmare. "Sadly the honeymoon effect wore off," sighed Scott.

"Katie got so knackered promoting her sex siren image that when she got home all she wanted was sleep. She'd use the old headache excuse. It was book, jim-jams, lights out!"

The end came when Jordan fell for I'm A Celebrity co-star Peter Andre in the jungle. Then Scott bumped into his ex's arch-enemy Jodie—who found fame by dropping her aitches, and lots more, on the Essex Wives TV documentary.

It sparked a lively slanging match —Jordan, 26, accused Jodie, 25, of having saggy boobs and a nose like a builder's elbow, while Jodie branded Jordan a "cartoon character". Scott insisted he didn't want a relationship but...

"Three weeks later Jodie and I got drunk and ended up tearing each other's clothes off!" he revealed. "We had mind-blowing sex on her bed, on the floor and against the wardrobe."

Romeo Scott then whisked Jodie to Cyprus for round-the-clock romps. "We did it over and over on the beach," he said.

"Then we had a dabble with Jodie's sex toys. She taught me all sorts of new tricks."

Tricks like... who needs alarm clocks when you've got oral sex? "On a break in Barbados Jodie woke me up with one of her specials," explained Scott. "She gives 110 per cent.

"We then made love over the hotel balcony. Jodie likes being in charge and making a lot of noise. To chill out we went to the beach and took out a jetski—and made love across the handlebars!"

That night they hired a Mini Moke for sightseeing. But the most amazing sight was Scott and Jodie—overtaken by passion, they stopped in a leafy layby for sex over the bonnet.

"Jodie likes rapid, rampant sex outdoors," said Scott. "By the end of the holiday I was exhausted."

After four months Scott ended it. "That's now my golden rule," he said. "It saves the agony of getting involved.

"I do feel lucky I've had affairs with Britain's top two glamour girls. I'm sure I'm envied by millions of blokes. But when you think about it, they're only girls at the end of the day."

Trouble is, that's just when most blokes ARE thinking about it!