CHRIS EVANS gets a rude awakening

THERE'S only one thing that can beat hosting a Red Nose night and that's having a clown turn up on your doorstep the very next morning.

Yep, CHRIS EVANS had a rude awakening yesterday when tubby funnyman JOHNNY VEGAS paid a visit after an all-night bender.

Wearing a pair of Man Utd shorts, Chris finally let his pal in after he hammered his doorbell for five minutes.

Our spy said: "It was just after 10am when Johnny came staggering around the corner with a pal.

"He could barely walk and had to be virtually held up."

But if Chris was unhappy he sure didn't look it a couple of hours later when he headed for a pint with Vegas ...and a spot of canoodling with a girl called ‘Amy'.

A drinker at the Steels pub close to Evans's home said: "Chris and Amy kept touching each other and he rarely took his hand from her thigh.

"They were very affectionate and didn't seem to care who was watching."

Chris has been single since splitting from Carley Ayres in November, but new girl Amy seems to have her feet under the table.

After moving on to another drinking den, she ran ahead to Chris's home, letting herself in.

Ginger then turned up 45 minutes later.

My increasingly drunk source added: "Chris looked dead happy although I'm not sure who this girl Amy is."

And neither am I...Got an idea? Give me a bell.